Last week, Luke hit his head on the corner of a coffee table. There was blood everywhere. It made a pretty good hole in his head. I panicked and called Erik, "Come home right now! I might need to take Luke to get stitches!" He rushed home, looked at it, and calmly said, "Super glue."
I used to think using super glue on your body was pretty sketchy. The scar is hard to see in this picture, but 5 days later and it looks pretty good! I'm a believer. Really, who needs health insurance when we have super glue? I'm going to use it on everything now.*
*If you report me to CPS I'm going to claim this was a joke.