Sister: Will the baby be black or white?
Doctor: Hmmm, that is an interesting question. I guess it is like that Michael Jackson song.
Sister (too quiet for the doctor to hear): I meant on the screen.
In the doctor's defense, some people do say that the back of my brother-in-law's head looks the same as President Obama's. You be the judge.
This is the back of my brother-in-law's head -
This is the back of President Obama's head... or is it my brother-in-law?