In response to a post that I wrote last month criticizing In-N-Out, Random Stranger recently wrote -
"Cristin should be glad I'm moving further away from her, because if I was within a ten-hour drive of her, I'd show up at her door and punch her right in her mouth."My thoughts, in this order, were -
1. Perhaps I should have attended the self-defense class last Saturday that promised how to teach me to use a kitchen knife like a Navy SEAL.
2. Punch me in the mouth? Well, then I'm going to have to knee him in the groin.
3. For a native Californian to admit that another fast food place is better than In-N-Out is comparable to a Mormon condemning the temple. I have obviously committed blasphemy, but how can I go back now? In the fast food world, In-N-Out is leagues ahead of McDogfood and Burger King, but at the end of the day their hamburgers still consist of a wimpy piece of meat with way too much sauce. Five Guys may cost a little more, but at least they offer more options. I won't even begin to go into a comparison of their fries since even an idiot knows you can't defend In-N-Out's fries.
Verdict: Random Stranger has poor judgment and bad taste. (Proof indicated by his inclination to beat up women and blue-haired senior picture below.)