I am missing out on such quality television now that we don't have cable.
Today I found out about the most awesome show ever on the Discovery Health Channel. It's called, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Wow, if I knew this existed, I don't think I would have cut the cable.
This is a picture of the woman on the show's website. She's saying, "Oh snap! I didn't know I was this stupid!"
Lucky for me (and you), it can be seen on You Tube. Yes, it is as good as it sounds. It is filmed like Unsolved Mysteries with really bad reenactments and scary music. Seriously, how can you not know you are 9 months pregnant?
The climax of most of these stories is on the toilet. For example, in this episode, the woman is in pain, sits down on the toilet to poop, then pushes it out and says to her husband, "Do you hear something crying? Where is that noise coming from?" She looks down, and you guessed it, the baby is in the toilet! What?! In this episode the woman pushes the baby out into the toilet and then is afraid to take him out.
I am just speechless. I can understand not knowing until 5 months, maybe even 6 months, but these women don't know until the baby is born. The best part is that this happens often enough for a television show to be devoted to it.
Wow. I need cable.