I aspire to a lot of things... a clean house, well behaved children... but the thing that has been on my mind the most today is that I no longer want to be frumpy when I go to the beach.
Bathing suit shopping ranks right up there with being around dogs, public speaking and childbirth for me. (All things that I don't like doing, but I know are completely necessary.) Whenever I try on bathing suits in the store I always stare at that sticker on the inside of the bathing suit's crotch warning you to keep your underwear on and wonder how many people really obey. Then I am grossed out and I go home with no bathing suit. I have not bought a new bathing suit in 4 years.
So this year, I am doing it online. I will just keep ordering and returning suits until one works. When I find the one for me, I will buy 3 in different colors in that style. (I'm not joking.)
So here is bathing suit #1 -
One of the reviews for this one said -
"The suit is fine but if you are even slightly bigger than average you will end up looking like Grimace from Mcdonalds."
Bathing suit #1 arrives in the mail sometime this week. I'm trusting that my husband will let me know if it passes the Grimace Test.