and a matching cover up. (I better be careful what I write or people are going to expect great things when they see me at the beach.)
Bathing suit shopping ranks right up there with being around dogs, public speaking and childbirth for me. (All things that I don't like doing, but I know are completely necessary.) Whenever I try on bathing suits in the store I always stare at that sticker on the inside of the bathing suit's crotch warning you to keep your underwear on and wonder how many people really obey. Then I am grossed out and I go home with no bathing suit. I have not bought a new bathing suit in 4 years.
So this year, I am doing it online. I will just keep ordering and returning suits until one works. When I find the one for me, I will buy 3 in different colors in that style. (I'm not joking.)
So here is bathing suit #1 -
One of the reviews for this one said -
"The suit is fine but if you are even slightly bigger than average you will end up looking like Grimace from Mcdonalds."
Bathing suit #1 arrives in the mail sometime this week. I'm trusting that my husband will let me know if it passes the Grimace Test.