I woke up Saturday morning to find this -
That day I "complained" to my friends, "I was tee-pee'd last night!" One friend, a Utah native, said, "Wow, in California it means they like you. In Utah it means they hate your guts."
I thought to myself, "They like me, they really like me!"
As a teenager, I was never popular... never popular enough to be tee-pee'd, that is. That special privilege was reserved for the cool kids. I could tee-pee all I wanted, but no one ever "got me back." Pathetic, huh?
So, here I am, 30 YEARS OLD, and how do I respond to something like this? The rules of tee-peeing state that you must retaliate. However, how do I do this without coming across as immature and/or really mean?
Today I ran into one of the kids who allegedly did our house and said, "Thanks for all that toilet paper." He said, without admitting guilt, "You've been initiated."
Yay! Initiated into the cool kids club! Only 15 years too late!!