10.09.2007

WATCH OUT HAPPY VALLEY!


Breaking news from Fox News: Lindsey Lohan is out of rehab at the Losee's Cirque Lodge (the same folks that own Bon Losee) and other than leaving to film a movie, she is planning on staying in Utah so that she can "focus, and avoid other distractions."

How awesome (said like someone in Provo) is that?? Utah Valley is going to have another real celebrity resident. Wow. I wish I still lived there just so that I could participate in the inevitable
LiLo sightings! I'm sure she'll fit right in with the Cafe Rio crowd. (You know what I'm talking about, those folks that get all dressed up in their $200 jeans to stand in line for 2 hours.) What will Lindsey's new life be like? I have a few ideas.

First, she will hit the dollar theater with other famous Utah Valley celebs, Stephen Covey and Marie Osmond! Undoubtedly, she'll shop at Nordstroms (the nicest store in the area), eat at trendy places like the Happy Sumo, hike to the Y, water ski at Utah Lake, go on double dates to the Creamery, heart attack all her new boyfriends, hang out at DT pool in the summer, and get a haircut that takes 7 hours at Bon Losee!

I am starting a contest. I will give a REALLY FREAKING AWESOME (once again said like a Utard, I mean Utahn) present to the first person who can email me proof of a real Lindsey Lohan sighting in Utah Valley. A picture taken with your cell phone is preferable, but a handwritten note on a napkin by LiLo to you is allowed also. Good luck!

16 comments:

  1. It's times like this that I really wished I was in Utah instead of L.A. Oh wait, I didn't try seeing her when we both lived in the same city and saw her on the news every night, so I really shouldn't go to Utah just for her!

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  2. I just want to say that she was once so cute and young and innocent. I loved the old school Parent Trap movie in 1961 with Hayley Mills so I also enjoyed the Lindsay Lohan version. Then something went terribly array with her and I can't bring myself to watch it anymore.

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  3. Actually, my friend Atalie works at Target in Orem when her rehab group came in and asked her if she needed any help, but she didn't take a picture. Darn.

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  4. I guess what I'm saying is you might as well give me the present because I'm the closest.

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  5. I'd probably see her, and think, "She looks really familiar . . . how do I know her?" And then once it's too late, I'll realize who it was I saw. I wouldn't be surprised though if she became a Mormon like Steve Martin and Anne Hathaway! (wink, wink)

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  6. Careful what you ask for, or else specify that she must be wearing underwear in the picture.

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  7. Didn't one of the Olsen twins do rehab in Utah County?

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  8. Forget the People magazine, all I need is your blog. I love to read what you are going to post next. You are so funny and so up to date with EVERYTHING. Your the best.

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  9. Jamie - Sorry, picture or handwritten note only. However, that is a really good LiLo sighting. You are the closest though. Someone you know actually saw her... good one.

    Brandon - She must be wearing underwear.

    Nancy - What is wrong with your husband? :) And yes, one of the Olsens (I think it was Mary Kate) did drug rehab at The Cirque Lodge too.

    Caitlin - The prize will be something really good. Just believe me.

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  10. I couldn't believe that this was actually on the 5:00 news tonight. What's the world coming to?! By the way, I LOVE your new background. :-)

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  11. Thanks Cristin, now we know what you really think of us...

    From a converted and happy Oremite, formerly from Superior California.

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  12. This has nothing to do with your blog, but I'm not sure I still have your e-mail address. Check out this website. I laughed out loud. I thought you might enjoy seeing how one of our very own NAU alumni has been spending his time.

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  14. FEELING BLUE?
    Not a chance! Lindsay Lohan continues to make the rounds in Salt Lake City after completing her stint in rehab. On Wednesday, the actress stepped out for dinner at Happy Sumo after reportedly spending the day out and about.
    --www.people.com StarTracks for Thursday October 11th.

    YOU'RE PSYCHIC!

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  15. I have another "someone saw her" sighting. Leanne has a friend who works at P.F. Changs. She said LiLo came in and the hostess was a total brat to her- she asked to be sat in the back and the hostess said "no", and acted like she could care less who she was. And supposedly the waitress had the same, "who cares" attitude and they put her and her friends right next to a big group of people, who when they asked for her autograph, she said "now's not a good time". So it might be harder to get the signed napkin then we previously thought. Larry and I are on it, we'll keep trying to hang out at trendy places looking for her. :) Not.

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