This is going to sound weird, but I was planning on writing a post about my struggle to teach Luke the correct name for his "man pieces." Maybe it is due to growing up in a family of all girls, but I have a hard time saying the real names for private parts. I find myself saying to Luke all the time, "Hey, stop messing with your ding dong." or "I need to wipe your wah wah." He's learning a lot of new words, and if he grows up calling it his "Wee wee" or something else, it will be really embarrassing for him. Then again, do I really want him yelling, "My pe*** hurts!" in public places? (See, how I can't even write the real word? I have issues.)
So, I went on Wikipedia to look up some common slang for pe***, you know, to put some funny stuff in my post. (What, do you think I write my own material?) Oh my gosh, under no circumstances should you ever look up that word on Wikipedia. What was I thinking?? Ew, gross, I feel so sick inside. I looked at the page for almost 5 seconds until I started seeing pictures, and then realized how stupid (and naive) I am for looking it up. I know some could say it is "science," but now I want to vomit. The gross part is that the pictures were posted and edited by some sick individuals who probably said, "Dude, it'll be so cool to put this picture of myself on Wikipedia! Gnarly!" I am not writing this so you will all look at it, it was seriously detrimental to my well-being, and I am not exaggerating. Moral of the story: Wikipedia is scary.
17 hours ago